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ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

ughstounding:

Slam fucking dunked

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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sinkatsea:

Stifled - The Story So Far
I’d appreciate it if you didn’t promote on my post or remove this text.
Trying out something new, it’s lame.

sinkatsea:

Stifled - The Story So Far

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t promote on my post or remove this text.

Trying out something new, it’s lame.

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rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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byirk:

skeletons make puns too

byirk:

skeletons make puns too

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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"

You remember too much,

my mother said to me recently.

Why hold onto all that?

And I said,

Where do I put it down?

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— Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via vrban)

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omgbuglen:

al-grave:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

Fucking Copycat

omgbuglen:

al-grave:

"HI HI HI I want to be your friend too!"

Fucking Copycat

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ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

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"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via snowdealer)

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